Saturday Q&A

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Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special Saturday edition of the Friday Q&A. In honor of the Picture Clinic's second anniversary, I've decided to set aside petty differences. At least until the next time I get drunk. This truce is guaranteed to stand for about five minutes. Meanwhile, I'm taking a break from discussing imaginary conspiracy theories to answer some questions about the Clinic itself.

Q: How can readers help the Picture Clinic?

A: The traditional second anniversary gift is cotton. What luck that US currency is composed of 75% cotton! Show your appreciation by clicking the Paypal button on the right side of the page. Feel free to donate the entire contents of your bank account. The $1.75 you contribute will be money well spent.

Q: How have you helped the Photoshop community?

A: Throughout its history, the Clinic has been a platform for me to effect positive change. I've seldom taken the opportunity, but the option has always been there. Some of you may recall my restoration of Cliche City, after it was knocked offline by overzealous attorneys. Today that much-needed resource is standing strong, outside the jurisdiction of the United States legal system (the compound in which I live has been declared a sovereign nation). It will continue to serve until Grampy decides to bring his own site back online.

Q: Why don't you give out more Photoshop tips?

A: And obliterate what little edge I have over the competition at Fark? Never. You'll just have to look elsewhere for snarky Photoshop advice. I believe the "You Suck at Photoshop" series has that niche covered nicely. Unlike previous Fark bloggers, I don't see the need to mislead my readers with questionable tutorials.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks so much for stopping by. I'm glad you had a chance to check out the Clinic's second anniversary post. The Q&A will return to its regularly scheduled day next week. I want to close this special edition by taunting my fallen enemies. Looks like the tequila is starting to kick in.

Stay tuned for more drunken rants from the Doctor!