Saturday Q&A

Questionable Fascination

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a special Saturday edition of the Friday Q&A. Some of my more astute readers may recognize this week's post comes a day late. My apologies for any inconvenience caused by the temporary rescheduling.

Q: Why did you post a day late this week?

A: I thought posting on September 11th would be in poor taste. Farkers know when to show their respect for a national tragedy. For example, we hardly ever post this image any more:


Of course, that modicum of restraint was not my true reason for postponing the Q&A. If you're a hardcore Clinic reader, you know that today is the birthday of my old arch-nemesis TheSniperZERO! Happy birthday, TSZ. You're the most persistent and insane troll I've ever encountered.

Q: Why are you taunting TheSniperZERO?

A: A great man (I think it was Jesus or perhaps Elliott Gould) once said, "if it feels good, do it." My old foe is going to read this blog regardless of what I write about, so why not pause to offer my sincerest thanks? Without him raging over every post, there's no telling how long the Clinic would have lasted.

Q: Does he really hate this blog?

A: Oh yeah. His recent attempts at trolling are a huge tell. Over the years, he's made some pretty lame attacks on this place, but the last few were just sad. Gone are the days of multiple sock puppets and wall-of-text psych analysis. It's a real shame. Perhaps he'll get his act together and rally another assault on the Clinic.

That's all for this time gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by, especially to my number one fan TheSniperZERO. Hopefully, he'll leave a monosyllabic retort or spam posting in this week's comments section.

Stay tuned for more obvious troll bait from the Doctor!