Holiday Q&A

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Greetings, crickets and elves. Welcome to a special Christmas edition of the Friday Q&A. Happy holidays to you. Whether you practice Christianity or some other weird religion, this is a magical time of year.

Q: What kind of presents did you give?

A: I only give one kind of gift: scratch-off lottery tickets. They're the best kind of present, even though there's only an infinitesimal chance your loved one will actually be getting anything. And of course you can take the ticket back if they win. Does Nana think she can stop me? I will fuck Nana's shit up. Judge me all you want, but if a $20,000 card got scratched off in my house, there would be a fistfight between at least a dozen people.

Q: What's the best thing about Christmas?

A: Knowing that the so-called joyous season is almost over. In a world where every store puts up Christmas decorations the day after Halloween, you come to cherish the brief moments before another onslaught of holiday crap. But joy to the world, and all that.

Q: Do you just pay lip service to Christmas as an excuse to get presents?

A: Doesn't everybody? Hey, I don't see you going to church every Sunday. I think our culture has proven that you don't need a strong faith in the FSM to celebrate Christmas. Or even Christianity. My church is located inside an old decommissioned Chuck E Cheese. We still have a nativity pageant, but the baby Jesus is animatronic, and he shoots lasers out of his eyes.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks for stopping by. Merry Christmas once again. I hope you got everything you wanted, unless you disagree with me. Happy New Year, I look forward to seeing many more great Photoshops from all of you.
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