Saturday Q&A

Questionable Suspension

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a special Saturday edition of the Friday Q&A. Due to an unfortunate Internet outage yesterday, I was unable to post this column at its usual time. But thanks to an eight foot ladder and my neighbor's unsecured wifi hotspot, I'm back online and ready to take your questions.

Q: What's wrong with the Scrutinizer forums?

A: Mr Squirrel's forum, a haven for intelligent discourse since its inception, has been experiencing technical difficulties as of late. Posting there has been discontinued until repairs can be effected. This has actually been the case for a couple weeks now. Hopefully, things will be cleared up soon.

Q: Why didn't you bring this up last week?

A: Lack of information, which I'm afraid I still don't have. Mr Squirrel hasn't been around to answer questions for the last few months, so I only know what has previously been discussed in the PSAEF. When everything gets fixed, I'll be sure to post an update here.

Q: What happened to Mr Squirrel?

A: I have no idea. If he's anything like the other squirrels I've encountered, he may have trouble crossing the street without sustaining injury. It's also possible that our old friend has suffered the same fate as countless other Farkers, who are slowly drawn away by expanding professional and/or personal responsibilities. It's almost like there are more important things in life than Photoshopping. Of course, we all know that can't possibly be the case.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. Hopefully the Scrutinizer forum crisis will be resolved soon. It's unfortunate to see a resource used by so many fall into such disrepair. Mr Squirrel's site has been a part of our community's infrastructure for longer than many can remember.

Stay tuned for more understatement of importance from the Doctor!