Anniversary Q&A

Questionable Revision

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special edition of the Q&A. I'm glad you stopped by on such a monumental occasion. Today is the third anniversary of the Picture Clinic's founding, and as such, I figured I would help shed some light on your favorite hate blog (mine). Make some popcorn, because this post is sure to be the most interesting thing you'll read in the next 15 minutes. Unless you take time to read the microwave instructions off the popcorn bag.

Q: Why did you create the Picture Clinic?

A: I was once just a mild-mannered narcissistic sociopath. Three years ago, I was approached by Fark founder Drew Curtis. "Stop going through my garbage can," he said. "And while you're at it, please create a troll blog to poke fun at some of the stuffier members of the Fark Photoshop community." I agreed, but only if I be allowed to finish a half eaten cheeseburger he had discarded. Who just throws out a whole half cheeseburger?

Q: Wasn't this originally a parody blog?

A: No, no, NO. I don't know where this rumor got started. Whilst it may be true that other Fark Photoshop-related blogs existed before mine, the Picture Clinic is the first one not to be written by an absolute cretin. Those other guys were barely even trying. For all their sock puppet comments and manufactured hysteria over the state of our community, they forgot the most important part of blogging: always being right. I'm the only person I know of who can fit the bill in that respect.

Q: What happened to your rivals?

A: A better question would be, who cares what happened to my rivals? What a bunch of whiny assholes. I certainly don't miss having to decipher their poorly-written drivel. Whilst it's debatable whether or not my comment sections are better off without a bunch of misspelled attempts at trolling, I think we can at least live without the angry poems.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Stay tuned for many more years of fun here at the Picture Clinic. I'd like to close this post by taunting my fallen enemies. Since you still read this blog every week, please do me a favor and kill yourselves. To the rest of my readers, thanks for sticking around. You'll always be welcome here, provided you freely acknowledge my brilliance and genius.

Stay tuned for more self congratulation from the Doctor!