Holiday Q&A

Questionable Introduction

Greetings, crickets and elves. Welcome to a special Christmas edition of the Q&A. God rest ye merry gentlemen, peace on Earth and all that garbage. This is shaping up to be quite the Yuletide season. Let me begin this week's post by wishing happy holidays to you all. And not those crappy rip-off holidays like Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. I could make several jokes at their expense, but I'll refrain since it's Christmas.

Q: Are you sad this Christmas?

A: Maybe a little. I just received word the other day that Fark is dead. This is according to one of the most hated members of our community, who actually hasn't posted to the site in years. Obviously he knows what he's talking about, and in no way is he being a ginormous cretin. On an unrelated note, "ginormous" now shows up as an actual word in spell check. My high school English teacher must be spinning in her shallow grave.

Q: Did you get any good gifts this year?

A: I got the best gift a Fark Photoshopper could get. No, it wasn't a Presidential pardon for my many years of abusing copyrighted material. No, it also wasn't TSZ's rotting corpse (that's really more of an Easter gift, given his God complex). This Christmas morning, I awoke to find a bright and shiny new Photoshop monitor under my tree. It's called the Fark Photoshop Contest Leaderboard, or FPC Leaderboard for short. Or FPCL for even shorter. No matter what you call it, the Leaderboard works great. It's the best thing since unsliced bread (which I prefer to sliced).

Q: Who is responsible for creating the new site?

A: According to veteran Photoshopper i-dig, who provides hosting for the FPCL on his Misfit Squirrels site, we have Hobosong to thank for putting it all together. My congratulations to him. Instead of fustigating about the decline of our community like an embittered old codger, he got off his ass and actually did something about it. Future generations of PSers will have him to thank both for the current Leaderboard and its upcoming integrated functionality to the main Fark site.

That's a for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. Good tidings to you, and all of your kin. Unless you're related to TheSniperZERO, in which case please do everyone a favor and slip some laxatives into his mashed potatoes. Given his demeanor, the man has obviously not completed a successful bowel movement since Seinfeld was on the air.

Stay tuned for more dated references from the Doctor!