Friday Q&A

Questionable Inundation

Greetings crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. This weekly feature takes a look at issues facing Fark's Photoshop community. I hope everyone's 2011 is off to a great start. There's just something about the promise of a new year! It's a feeling of rebirth, like when you burn your business down for the insurance money. A clean slate, assuming you reminded your janitor to take the night off.

Q: What's the latest threat to our community's survival?

A: Like most threats, it comes from within. I'm talking, of course, about National Vote Whore Month. During this insidious annual tradition, PSers fill their contest entries with gratuitous boobs and cliches. Like most fun activities on Fark, it only took about 15 seconds for the trolls to get worked up about it and start stamping their feet in protest.

Q: What is a vote whore?

A: By definition, a vote whore is anyone who gets more votes than you. If you've ever been beaten in a contest by anyone, needless to say, that person is no better than a filthy prostitute. They only created their image to get votes, unlike you, who created it to break artistic boundaries and also get votes.

Q: When will NVWM end?

A: That's the scary part. No one really knows! There are some who think it will peter out after about four weeks. However, other people say that National Vote Whore Month has been going for the last five years, and shows no sign of letting up. We'll just have to ride it out. If you need me, I'll be in my beautiful woman-proof bunker (aka: my basement).

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I'd like to close this post by personally taunting TheSniperZERO, who surfaced again predictably in last week's comment section. He's like a turd who won't stay flushed. Which is ironic, as I'm told he eats his own shit and therefore does not actually make use of a toilet.

Stay tuned for more fecalphilic allegations from the Doctor!