Questionable Motivation
Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. This regular feature takes a look at Fark's Photoshop community. As usual, I'm glad you're here. Especially if you're my old nemesis TheSniperZERO, the closest thing this blog has to a villain. Luckily, he's of the bungling comical variety of evildoer, more Home Alone burglar than Jason Voorhees.
Q: Why do you keep taunting TheSniperZERO?
A: I know it may seem a bit churlish at this point, so I'd like to propose a compromise. I'll stop mocking TheSniperZERO when he stops being an unrepentant dick. It's always humorous when someone tries to paint themselves as the bad guy, then proceed to cry like a bitch when they receive comeuppance for their miserable actions.
Q: Why has contest participation increased?
A: It would seem that our community's luck has changed. A few recent threads have seen very strong turnout, in both participation and voters. A few misguided individuals have attributed this surge to the nascent FPC Leaderboard. It's just as well that they don't suspect the horrible truth, which involved dark pagan rituals and the handling of more goat's blood than I would care to remember. We should be pretty well fixed until the next solstice.
Q: Is this the beginning of a new Golden Age?
A: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, I doubt there's enough goat's blood in the world to resurrect Fark's Golden Age as it is so often glamorized. And besides, most people can't even afford a golden shower in this economy. I've got my fingers crossed in hopes of a tinfoil age. Then at least I can use it to wrap up some leftovers.
That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I'd like to close this post by once again taunting TheSniperZERO, whom I invite to deface my comments section in his usual puerile, asinine and utterly transparent style.
Stay tuned for more justifiable defamation from the Doctor!
Friday, January 14, 2011
Friday Q&A
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4 comments:
He hasn't posted any photoshops in a long time so thanks for doing your part to keep him away. Keep being super awesome and cool.
I'm sure he'll stage his big comeback any day now. No one really cares if TSZ enters Fark contests, certainly not me. But thanks for the compliment, I really appreciate it!
I won't be coming back, because my Photoshop work is incredibly derivative and not at all funny. Even I can admit that. Also, I smell.
That's too bad, but you'll always be a welcome presence here at the Clinic. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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