Friday Q&A

Questionable Reconsideration

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Each week, I take a look at issues facing Fark's Photoshop community. Thanks for joining me again. I'm glad you're here, even if your opinions have been devastatingly malnourished by ignorance. Think of this blog as a sumptuous intellectual buffet. I know I do.

Q: Why did TheSniperZERO undergo a sudden personality change?

A: Some of my more astute readers may have picked up on certain subtle differences in the way our resident asshole TSZ interacts with the rest of the site. This is by design. I got to thinking, why would anyone give a shit about what that miserable goat-fucker has to say? I've grown weary of his utterly transparent attempts at trolling, and I'm sure you have as well.

Q: Did the two of you reach an understanding?

A: I suppose you could say that. Or you could say the more accurate thing, which is that I've been editing TheSniperZERO's pithy witticisms to insure they contain at least a measure of pith and/or wit. I've resisted doing this kind of thing in the past, but that was before I realized how much it pisses him off.

Q: Wasn't the Clinic supposed to be a bastion of free speech?

A: NO. Well, maybe for me, but not for every random asshole. Like I said before, if anyone cared to read TSZ's hackneyed tripe, they probably would have tuned in to his blog more often than never. I realize he feels like it's his duty to inform me that I'm wasting my time, but those words come across as rather hollow when spoken by the same fool who has been trolling this blog in various uncreative ways since day one.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I'd like to take some time here at the end to once again taunt TheSniperZERO, who is stupid and bad at Photoshop. Let's all hope he stops by the comment section to extrude some more of his patented vitriol. I can't wait to see what he has to say.
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