New Year's Day Q&A

Questionable Imposition

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to the first Q&A of 2011. As you're no doubt aware, I like to get my new year off to a good start. Usually by insulting anyone who disagreed with me in the previous one. If this applies to you, please note that your opinions are invalid and your mother is a whore.

Q: What are your resolutions for this year?

A: Resolutions are for imperfect people. As I've previously stated, my judgment and moral compass are above reproach. I see no reason to deviate from my previous course of action, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make some changes in your own miserable routine. After all, I think we've already established that I'm much better than you.



Q: How do you ring in the new year?

A: My annual New Year's bash, where I invite everyone who has wronged me to party down and have a good time whilst being chained up in my basement. If you didn't get your invitation, it's probably just because the post office had trouble forwarding your mail to the correct homeless shelter.

Q: What are you thankful for this year?

A: Mainly that all those doom prophecies concerning the destruction of our community were greatly exaggerated. By some people's account, you'd think Fark Photoshop was as brittle as glass. Everything is a threat, from cliches to the voters themselves. The only real threat to Fark comes from those who would limit our creative freedom, whether by barring the use of an idea they don't like, or by shaming someone who doesn't live up to their particular standards of excellence.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Please accept my best wishes for a happy new year. I value your readership, even if you're only stopping by to see TheSniperZERO and I call each other cunts. Which reminds me, TSZ, you're a huge cunt. All your angst highlights the fact that you haven't had a fresh idea in your miserable life.

Stay tuned for more direct mocking from the Doctor!