Friday Q&A

Questionable Degeneration

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Each week, I take the issues facing Fark's Photoshop community and crush them into a fine paste, which I then proceed to smear upon my body like the war paint of an old world tribesman. Also, a lot of drinking is typically involved.

Q: How do you feel about the Beer Looter?

A: Being as he's a resident of Cliche City, the Looter has been a close personal friend of mine for quite some time. As I'm sure you are aware, he appeared on Fark in 2005, in the wake of Katrina. He's remained a source of consternation in our community ever since.


Q: Why do people hate the Looter?

A: It might have to do with seeing him appear in ever possible body of water, from the Gulf of Mexico to swimming pools, and even the occasional fountain or bathtub. He's proved himself to be extremely exploitable in situations where liquids exist. All that exposure, or should I say overexposure, has taken its toll on his public image.

Q: How can we stop the Looter?

A: I don't think we can. That beer he stole is probably long-since been consumed. What's more, there still seems to be plenty of water left on Earth. We would need to eliminate all forms of matter that exist in a liquid state, so that the picture is no longer exploitable. A better bet would be to just let it go, and allow people to have their fun on the Internet. It's a new concept, but one that I'd like to see catch on.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. Whether you love him or hate him, the Beer Looter isn't going anywhere soon. Unless we have another bad hurricane, in which case he will probably try to restock his liquor cabinet.

Stay tuned for more predicted alcoholism from the Doctor!