Friday Q&A

Unquestionable Assassination

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. This long-running feature takes a look at issues facing Fark Photoshop, and occasionally the world at large. What a terrific week! If you're an American, you probably couldn't help but get drawn into the patriotic bloodlust that has gripped our nation in the wake of Osama Bin Laden's death.

Q: How does Bin Laden's death change things?

A: If I understand correctly, everything automatically reverts back to the way it was 10 years ago. Good news, my pants are once again considered to be fashionable. There's even a swing dance craze scheduled for next Tuesday from 9am-3pm. Be sure not to miss it.

Q: What about the other terrorists?

A: I'm sure they already have a retaliatory strike planned that involves incorrectly detonating explosives, or perhaps duct-taping a stick of dynamite to a monkey and hoping for the best. But from what I understand, things have reverted back to the way they were 10 years ago, and our country is doomed to endure a summer of shark attacks whilst actively ignoring the serious threat posed by terrorism. Oh, cruel irony.

Q: Should the US release Bin Laden's death photo?

A: Of course they should. This kind of shit is what pisses me off about America. We'll have a week of drunken celebration to commemorate the death of this asshole, but we stop short of viewing his corpse. Why? As a Photoshopper, I can think of any number of fun things I could do with such an image. But no, some dickwad has to hold on to his last shred of morality. Let it go, man. The Age of Morality ended way back when reality TV was just catching on.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. Let's hope the authorities come to their senses and find a way to share Bin Laden's death photo. Maybe do a text overlay with some national secrets, so that Wikileaks will get involved.

Stay tuned for more incidental treason from the Doctor!