Friday Q&A

Questionable Medication

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A, Friday's most trusted name in blogging. This week, I'll be taking yet another break from talking about Photoshop to discuss the healthcare legislation upheld this week by the Supreme Court.

Q: What is the Supreme Court?

A: It's apparently one of the highest courts in the American legal system. I read about it on a bunch of blogs. Did you know they want to take away your rights to hunt endangered animals for sport? And now they've fixed their evil gaze on the American medical system, one of the most functional medical systems in America.

 Q: What is Obamacare?

A: I'm beginning to suspect that it might have something to do with this Supreme Court bullshit everyone is talking about. Further study is required, but it entails paying attention to news media for more than five seconds. And modern media, as we all know, is a barren wasteland of uninformed editorial ranting. You know how much I hate that. At least there's some Kardahian coverage to round it out.

Q: Is Photoshop Fever covered by Obamacare?

A: Since Photoshop Fever has yet to be diagnosed as a legitimate medical illness, I have my doubts about it being covered by any of the major Insurance companies. It's too bad the Supreme Court can't be bothered to do anything about that. They're too busy wearing robes and ruling on cases. Way to drop the ball, guys.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed this 100% fact free coverage of the landmark Supreme Court ruling. If I understand correctly, everyone will now be assigned to special Kaiser Permanente death camps, where our blood will be used to lubricate the gears of Obama's socio-fascist regime. So good news, we're moving away from oil dependency.

Stay tuned for more alternative lubrication from the Doctor!