Friday Q&A

Questionable Commendation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A, Friday's most trusted name in blogs. Each week, I discuss issues facing Fark's Photoshoppers. Or, more often than not, I just rant like a crazy person. This hard-hitting approach to complaining about stuff is what has kept me on top of the blogging world since day one of me knowing the blogging world existed.

Q: What can Farkers learn about voting from the American political system?

A: A couple of things, I suppose. Mainly, that most of the normal people have important stuff going on in their lives, and consequently don't vote. And the people that DO vote have a very special list of things they want to see. I believe an image an African American flood victim absconding with some mid-tier lager might be high on that list. Do what the politicians do: Give the people what they want. Or you can be like one of those high-minded politicos who actually stick to their convictions. There must be one, but I'm drawing a blank. At any rate, it doesn't matter. Those people can't even get elected dog catcher in the modern political system.

Q: Isn't that actually pretty terrible advice?

A: Hey, hey. Hey. Whoa. You want to answer the questions? It's a fact that Fark has always been comprised to two equally important elements: the people who take themselves too seriously, and the people who don't take others seriously enough. As a charter member of the latter camp, it's my opinion that the other side is stupid and deserves to lose. And I have a blog, which makes my opinion fact. Check mate. King me.

Q: Haven't a few Photoshoppers gotten by while still taking the high road?

A: Here's the problem: They're probably all better than you. They had this thing called talent, try reading a Wikipedia article or something if the word seems unfamiliar to you. Luckily, there exist retarded memes for people like you and I to use, ad nauseum, with no negative impact other than having everyone else want to strangle you.

 That's all for this time, gentle reader. Remember to take a play from our political friends, and give the voting public what they want. Otherwise, don't be surprised if no one votes for you. People want their hair-brained opinions to be validated. They want to laugh at the same joke a hundred times. All sad commentary on the human experience aside, it's a fact that creators and politicians alike both face.

Stay tuned for more depressing suppositions from the Doctor!