Friday Q&A

Questionable Evacuation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special election edition of the Q&A. Just a couple more days until America casts its vote, and decides whether Barrack Obama or some other guy will be president.

Q: The election is still going on?

A: If you were hoping the end of this election season would stimulate a few glorious months of not talking about the next election, you most likely have not been around for the last several cycles. It seems the best time for pundits to wildly speculate about a date more than four years in the future is right now. 

Q: Has God made his endorsement yet?

A: God may or may not exist, but the disasters He wreaks upon us as punishment for letting our soldiers get gay married to abortion doctors are all too real. This week, God sent America's east coast the plague of hurricane Sandy. And while destroying a lot of New Jersey doesn't speak volumes about His level of approval with our current Commander in Chief, do you really think a deity that turns people into salt pillars is going to be significantly more pleased that a trust fund brat with magic underwear is calling the shots?

Q: Who do you endorse for President?

A: The endorsement of a random blogger with little to no knowledge of current events is no doubt a serious thing. I've thought long and hard on the issue, and while I struggle to care about it in any way, I never let something like that inhibit me from forming opinions before. in my opinion, Obama is probably the lesser of the two evils, since Romney is almost certainly a vat-grown alien infiltration unit attempting to learn our nuclear launch codes. You know, like most Mormons.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks for stopping by. When you cast your vote on whatever day Election day is next week, remember that it doesn't matter unless you live in key parts of the country.

Stay tuned for more voter apathy from the Doctor!