Saturday Q&A

Questionable Apparition

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a spooky Saturday edition of the Friday Q&A. How nice of you to join me for the Picture Clinic's third annual Halloween Special. As you well know, this ghoulish evening is serious business for me. I've been setting werewolf and dracula traps all week. I plan to capture evidence of the paranormal, or more likely, my own schizophrenia. At any rate, let's get to the questions.

Q: Why didn't Target use Domo Kun this year?

A: As some of my readers may recall, last Halloween the Target corporation used beloved Fark cliche Domo Kun in their seasonal store displays. This concentration of marketing resulted in a collective cheer from the Fark community and a collective WTF from pretty much everyone else. While your area may have differed, this year I was unable to find any Domo Kun merchandise at my local Target store. However, their website still has a wide variety available.


Q: Has Halloween become more dangerous?

A: Absolutely. When you send your kids out trick-or-treating, you're introducing them to an element of danger. Without proper supervision, there's a good chance they won't return with enough candy. Children are easily replaced (see my series of instructional videos) but the possibility of losing those precious Butterfinger and Nestle Crunch bars is far too much of a gamble.


Q: Do you have any Halloween safety tips?

A: I sure do. There's no telling what kind of weirdos lurk in the neighborhood. That's why I always send my kids out with a loaded firearm. Remember, forearmed is forewarned. Or maybe it's the other way around. Years of ether abuse have damaged my ability to interpret common axioms. At any rate, just tell your kids to only point the gun at people who threaten their candy.

That's all for this time, ghoulish reader. Have a happy Halloween. I know the idea of giving your children loaded weapons may seem dangerous, but would you rather lose all that delicious candy? The potential rewards far outweigh the risks.

Stay tuned for more safety tips from the Doctor!