Friday Q&A

Questionable Provocation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Each week, I take a look at issues facing Fark's Photoshop community. You might not always agree with me, but that's just because you're stupid. Keep reading and you just might learn something. Though like your 6th grade education, I doubt it will stick.

Q: Why do you hate your readers?

A: This baseless accusation is utterly ridiculous on its face. Only a moronic imbecile would form such a poorly-rendered assumption. I could never hate my readers. They're like my children! In fact, given that I hardly ever choke my readers or dangle them from high-rise balconies, you could say I love them even more than my children.

Q: Then what's with all the insults?

A: It's called tough love, dumbass. If I learned anything from court-mandated anger management therapy, it's that sometimes you have to get tough on the ones you love, and random strangers. Also, try not to bite your tongue when the police inevitably taser you.

Q: Aren't you afraid people will stop reading?

A: Absolutely not. The great thing about this blog is that most of my readership does so out of pathological obsession. I can say whatever I want, and go off topic for weeks at a time. I can even make pointless vanity posts where I congratulate myself for various feats of misanthropy. All things considered, it's been an extremely lucrative endeavor.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I hope you found this post to be both entertaining and enlightening. If not, go back and try rereading it. Only this time don't just skip over the multisyllabic words.

Stay tuned for more suggested comprehension from the Doctor!