How to win a Contest
Child's play, really. All you have to do is harness the power of the allmighty Fark Squirrel. Fire up MSPaint and get to gettin'.
As you can see, this original is pure crap. Everyone knows that hummingbirds are flightless, so this pic has obviously been manipulated before submission. Highly dubious.
Now we're seeing some progress. By including as much of the Squirrel source as possible, you assure yourself a high number of votes. Good on Ya. There's still room for improvement, though.
This entry is what I like to call "top tier" work. It's almost too good to submit. It would dwarf the other contest pics. I don't want to steal anyone's thunder. That's not what this blog is about.
Stay tuned for more tips from the Doctor
17 comments:
So THAT'S why I've been losing! I mean aside from my terrible personality.
It's all good, And-1. If I wanted to see someone with a good personality, I'd go look at a fat girl's Myspace page.
As for winning, follow my cliche regimen and you will never fail. In fact, if EVERYONE follows my advice in the same contest, it may overload Fark and cause a server fire. Cliches can be a powerful thing.
Hi Prufrock2 ;)
Im confusing everybodies
I lovers T.H. White!
Hi Prufrock2 ;)
An educated guess, but nonetheless incorrect. I never thought Critty boy would be dumb enough to think I'm the wrong person. I laughed so loudly, I think my neighbors may have called the cops.
PRUFROCK2 ROOLEZ!!!!11!!eleventy!!
If you aren't Prufrock, then who are you? Do you think that people would hold it against you if we knew who you really were?
Information Desk said...
If you aren't Prufrock, then who are you? Do you think that people would hold it against you if we knew who you really were?
I don't know, maybe. There's a lot of different types of people on Fark. Some are asswipes. And while I may think certain ones among us are asswipes, I still want to be able to enjoy their work. I still want them to be able to look at my stuff without forming an opinion based on their feelings about me. Assuming they don't already.
There's just been a lot of ugliness on Fark, and I'm not talking about the quality of work.
When people I respect start firing volleys at each other it just makes me sick. But I'm not the type to march into the PSAEF and demand that we all hug each other. This is my answer to something that has bothered me for a long time.
I don't think you have anything to lose. Whether it's your fault or not, it's a shame that you'd help the critic let Prufrock take the blame for something that he has nothing to do with.
People are gonna like or dislike your blog regardless of who you are. You should have more confidence in yourself.
Wow, information desk/Critic, you really know to bait a trap. Let's see if he goes for it!
I think all 10 comments were written by one person.
I don't think you have anything to lose. Whether it's your fault or not, it's a shame that you'd help the critic let Prufrock take the blame for something that he has nothing to do with.
Sorry, but I only take risk assesment from my stockbroker. It is a shame that Prufrock's name gets dragged through the mud so much at TFPTC. But I think by now it should be fairly obvious that it would've continued regardless of my intervention. You might be forgetting that Prufrock was mentioned there a long time before I appeared. Declaring him my alter ego was just wishful thinking on the Critic's part.
LOLZ...Hornblower
Your blog sucks prufrock
Anonymous said...
Your blog is awesome not prufrock
Fixed that for ya...
shit. i've been doing this all wrong.
I just take whatever heamer posts and slaps a vulture and a starving child in there. sometimes if Rugby jock is at a parade or something, I make the vulture bugger the starving child, and add the caption good things cum to those with more weight!
lol beastiality
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