Special Tuesday Edition

Preemptive Apology of the Week

Greetings, crickets and trolls. As you all know, I get accused of being a different Farker every week. First it was prufrock2, back in the first days of the Clinic. Then, people thought I was Texaco Saves for some reason. That claim was preposterous, of course, as Texaco and I have been photographed together many times. I think at some point I was accused of being Heamer, too.

None of these photoshoppers deserve to get their names dragged through the mud. They're all good people, and certainly not assholes. That pretty much guarantees they aren't me, right? At any rate, I was wondering who would get accused next.

Tillman of the Hour

The snarky comments have been pouring in ever since my post mentioning Tillman. I guess it's my own fault for defending one of TheSniperZERO's perennial targets. For the record, I don't really care who TSZ chooses to smear. We all know the true motivation behind TFPSTC. What pissed me off was the laughably biased poll he ran:

So far, "forgettable" has the most votes. If he was truly forgettable, wouldn't you be able to shut up about him? How many people voted for "what's a Tillman", anyway? He's hardly forgettable. IMO, he's one of the most recognizable Farkers. Certainly the most talked about. He's also not a jackass, unlike some people I know.

Here's some friendly advice for the PS haters: If you don't like someone's work, try putting that person on ignore instead of bitching about it. Better yet, put everyone on ignore. Then there's no chance of you scratching your fragile corneas some jagged pixels.

Of course, now all the idiot trolls that reside in my comment section think I'm Tillman. It's only a matter of time before he starts getting hate letters (like what happened to Texaco), so I figure I should just apologize in advance. Save myself some time. Sorry Tillman. You're a good person, and you don't deserve to be attacked by some arrogant pixel-snobs. Now you get to join the illustrious ranks of the falsely accused.

Special Note: Picture Clinic VIP

By now most of the popular Farkers have RSVPed their invitations to join my exciting new blog, the Picture Clinic VIP. This premium edition of the Clinic provides exclusive content not available on the main page. We've been benefiting from a troll-free atmosphere, and the discussions have really been invigorating. Thanks to everyone who's helped make it possible.

Just because TPC:VIP is exclusive doesn't mean that I discriminate. If you're a loud jackass (hello, TSZ) and simply must be heard, you can access the blog by paying me a nominal fee of five dollars per month. It's a small price to pay for peace of mind.

Stay tuned for more opportunistic capitalism from the Doctor!