A Friendly Chat: Part II

Spiraling into O'Blivion

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to the second installment of a Friendly Chat. This week, TSZ has a brand new suspect for my alter ego. Care to guess who? I'll give you a hint: reread the above title line. According to TheSniperZERO, I am now Brian O'Blivion. Sorry, TSZ. BO'B and I are two very different people with vastly divergent reasons for hating you. I don't know what to say. If you can't narrow down your enemies list to a baker's dozen, it may be time for an attitude adjustment.

Let's just get to the damn chat:

You have joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
TheSniperZERO has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Hi.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: How are you?

There was an incredibly long pause here. Why log in if you aren't going to chat?

Photoshoptor_Doctor: What's wrong?
Photoshoptor_Doctor: You seem tense, pal.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: TSZ: You suck, and are lame.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: nighty nite.
TheSniperZERO was kicked from Picture_Clinic_Chat by Photoshoptor_Doctor for: being a dick.

Two seconds pass. Two fucking seconds. Is this the digital equivalent of calling me up and breathing into the phone?

TheSniperZERO has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Hi again, TSZ.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Still not talking?
Photoshoptor_Doctor: You should think about jumping in front of a subway train.
TheSniperZERO was kicked from Picture_Clinic_Chat by Photoshoptor_Doctor for: odoriferous jackassery.

OK, that was harsh. I certainly don't want anyone to kill themselves. Every life is valuable, even the lives of scum. At any rate, I didn't have to wait long for TSZ to return. Try five seconds.

TheSniperZERO has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: What are you trying to prove, TSZ?
Photoshoptor_Doctor: The game is up.
TheSniperZERO was kicked from Picture_Clinic_Chat by Photoshoptor_Doctor for: living.

At this point, it should be obvious to TSZ that I know who he is, and can kick him from my chat for any reason I see fit. What does he do? He loads the page twice, trying to make me think that he's two people.

TheSniperZERO1 has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
TheSniperZERO2 has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.

I find it insulting that he I thought I'd be so easily fooled. It was time for TheSniperZERO to meet some friends of mine.

the_doctor has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
The_Photoshotor_doctor has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
The_Photoshotor_doctor: Hi TSZ. And TSZ.
Guest6890 has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Guest1868 has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.

I had anticipated an attempted sock puppet attack on my chat, so I'd previously registered just about every derivative of Photoshoptor Doctor possible. Of course, Snipey is so dumb that he thought I was a gang of people.

Photoshoptor_Doctor: Quite a crowd tonight.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Is everyone good?
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Need a beverage?
Guest1868: Hey Doc. You rule. The Sniper sucks.
TheSniperZERO1 : Which one of you is AJ?
Guest1868: Hi TSZ.
Guest1868: None of us are.
Guest1868: No AJs here, asshat.
TheSniperZERO1 : I must be in an alternate universe then. My mistake.
Photoshoptor_Doctor: Come on, TSZ. Let's talk.
TheSniperZERO1 has left the chat.
TheSniperZERO2 has left the chat.

For those who don't know, AJ is apparently BO'B's meat world name. At any rate, that was all for a couple hours. Since TSZ was too scared to face off with the Doctor, I decided to see what would happen if I disguised my identity. In this session, I call myself "Guest1368." TheSniperZERO plays the role of "Guest1716".

You have joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Guest1716 has joined Picture_Clinic_Chat.
Guest1716: hello?
Guest1368: hey
Guest1368: what's up?
Guest1716: what's up
Guest1368: i asked you.
Guest1716: Not much. Just chillin...
Guest1716: Where are you located?
Guest1716: I'm in NC
Guest1368: orly
Guest1716: Plainsboro to be exact
Guest1716: You?

I don't even know who TSZ is trying to imitate at this point. Who the hell lives in Plainsboro, NC? That's such a weird choice. He could have said anywhere in the world. Of course, we all know he lives in NYC.

Guest1368: TSZ, you're so full of shit.
Guest1368: I'm in New York City.
Guest1716: No not this again AJ
Guest1368: just chillin
Guest1716: haha
Guest1368: AJ?
Guest1716: Don't play stupid BoB

Let me make this perfectly clear to you, TSZ: I am not Brian O'Blivion. BO'B does not comment on this blog. He is in no way affiliated with the Picture Clinic. Please think twice before you and Boner go filling up this week's Q&A with a hundred 'Hi BO'B!" posts.

Guest1368: TSZ you're a cocksucker.
Guest1716: Yeah, we all know
Guest1368: So that's your new suspect?
Guest1368: Hilarious.
Guest1716: Nope. He'll post it on his blog when he finds out
Guest1716 has left the chat.

So basically, the suspect du jour is Brian O'Blivion. What happened TSZ? I thought you were 100% positive I was prufrock2. I guess you won't mind disclosing the anonymous source that provided your "proof," since his bogus claims basically made you look like a jackass. I'm not even going to bring up poor Texaco Saves, who made the foolish mistake of existing in the same space/time continuum as you. I guess I have to close out this post with an apology to BO'B for TSZ's attempted slander. And I'll go ahead and make a preemptive apology to the next falsely-accused PSer. Then again, maybe TSZ will realize how stupid he looks grasping at straws so we can move on to the next phase.

Stay tuned for more wishful thinking from the Doctor!