Friday Q&A

Questionable Determination

Greetings, crickets and trolls! Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A, now officially the longest running regular feature of any Fark-related blog. Each week, I take time to answer the important questions that you'd most likely ask, if you were able go long enough without picking your nose to type a complete sentence. Thanks to my heroic actions, you don't have to.

Q: How does it feel to win the blog war?

A: It feels damn good to be the last blogger standing. Many (or more accurately two) people have stood against me, and now they lie at my feet in a crumpled mass. I don't mind writing this blog for the rest of my life, while I wait for them to open their bitch mouths again.

Q: Why doesn't TheSniperZERO troll the Clinic Chat any more?

A: This is a stupid question, but I want to commend you on mastering the usage of such complicated words as "any" and "the." Congratulations! You are now one step higher on the evolutionary scale than retired blogger Edward Boner. It'll take some time, but I'm confident that you will adjust to walking upright. Look for an upcoming feature on ridding yourself of those irritating body lice.

In answer to your question, TSZ doesn't bother to log in over at the Chat any more because he never successfully tricked me with his series of ridiculous ruses. Keep trying, TSZ! Everyone knows you're still lurking here, you pathetic troll.

Q: Why did TSZ stop posting his blog again?

A: I have no idea. TheSniperZERO got our hopes up a while back, when he wrote a post about the now-defunct Fark Honor Roll. I guess nothing newsworthy has happened since then, or perhaps he doesn't feel the need to insult any of his fellow 'shoppers. At any rate, I'm still waiting for his return. Maybe I'll go sign the petition again.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Remember to keep watching the Clinic for further updates. I've got some exciting new features in the works that you won't want to miss. Surprisingly enough, none of them involve TSZ or his pathetic attempts to troll my blog. I've decided to take a more positive direction, in the spirit of a "kinder gentler Fark."

Stay tuned for more sarcasm from the Doctor!