Friday Q&A

Questionable Distraction

Greetings, crickets and trolls, and welcome to the latest edition of the Friday Q&A. Since the Clinic's inception, I've tried to make this blog a shining beacon of hope an positivity. Unless you disagree with me slightly, in which case I sincerely hope you die. Go swallow some razor blades and jump on a trampoline.

Q: What have you been up to this week, Doc?

A: I've been doing some spring cleaning here at the Clinic. As a good doctor, I always follow standard procedure and sterilize my medical instruments every six weeks or so, weather permitting. It helps keep the outbreaks of gangrene and flipper babies to a minimum. Though to be honest, I don't see what the big deal is about the flipper babies. You'd think the parents would be glad to have their child basically guaranteed a job at Sea World. Some people are never happy, I guess.

Q: Can you clarify your mission statement?

A: Certainly! I'd be delighted to explain the Clinic's purpose, since you seem to possess the attention span of a crack baby afflicted with ADD. The purpose of this blog is to provide a resource for Fark Photoshoppers, while continuing to annoy TheSniperZERO. From where I sit, it looks like I've done a pretty good job of accomplishing both tasks.

Q: Why does TheSniperZERO still read this blog?

A: Honestly, I'm not quite sure. It's really intended as more of a resource for the Fark community, so I don't know why he's still hanging around like a stale fart. No one cares about his attempt to improve the overall quality of work on our site by alienating a large portion of the photoshoppers. Though I personally still think he's a complete waste of life, and therefore don't mind devoting much of my blog's focus to irritating him.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. As always, thanks for stopping by. Have a great weekend, and keep watching my blog for further updates. This is usually where I taunt TSZ and Boner for being insufferable dick-brains, but this time, I want to try something more positive. So instead, I'm going to congratulate TSZ and Boner for being insufferable dick-brains. Way to go, guys. I always knew you could do it.

Stay tuned for more sincere congratulations from the Doctor!