Special Tuesday Edition

An Overdue Apology
goddamned idiot
Greetings, crickets and trolls. I want to start by offering a public apology to Texaco Saves, who apparently received a harshly worded email that was intended for me. Sorry Texaco. Why wasn't the message sent to my clearly listed address? Odd.
this is hilarious
Return to Sender
please write another poem LMAO
I guess we'll never know what was said in the email, but we can safely assume that it was awkwardly phrased and riddled with misspelled words. Perhaps it was presented in the form of a shoddily constructed poem, a la Fark the Vote. It's a shame the author was too much of a chickenshit to post his bile here, for all seven of us to see.
Dickface
Poetry Spam
TF will never die.
I'm loving the lyrical spirit of the newest Fark hateblogger. Reading paragraph after dry paragraph over at TFPSTC has gotten to be so tedious. Boner has the Critic beaten hands down. He doesn't even try to make sense. He just types a bunch of weird stuff that's vaguely homoerotic. Long live Fark the Vote. Suck it, Totalfark Elite.
TheSniperZERO is gay. And he sucks.
Stay tuned for more long overdue apologies from the Doctor!